hobos pwn all of you.

22 May

So, last night I went to Sheridan Park with my friend Aaron and some dude named… Jesse? I don’t remember, anyway, we were walking along the beach, and there was this hobo. He was chillin’ by a fire, and I was freezing my booootay off, so I went up and I was just like “Dude, can I chill by the fire with you?”

Then he was all like “Yeahhhhh, man. Come on chill with me by the fire.”

So we were talking, and apparently, dude like lost everything after someone killed his wife and kids, and then he became a hobo and he’s happier then ever!!! He like travels the state all the time, and stuff. Like, yesterday alone, he had traveled from Kenosha to Cudahy. Oh, and he stole this chicken from a farmer, and he was like gutting it and roasting it. A whole freaking chicken!!!!

So, needless to say, this hobo is my hero.

24xj8rs

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